As you like, but you shall not enter here. I’m not the daughter of a dog, since I’m the daughter of a wolf. There are six of you, what matters that to me? You are men. Well, I’m a woman. You don’t frighten me. I tell you that you shan’t enter this house, because it doesn’t suit me. If you approach, I’ll bark. I told you, I’m the dog, and I don’t care a straw for you. Go your way, you bore me! Go where you please, but don’t come here, I forbid it! You can use your knives. I’ll use kicks; it’s all the same to me, come on!

-

Éponine

because she’s a fucking badass and doesn’t need a man to protect her or take care of her.

SHE CHASED OFF THE PATRON-MINETTE I MEAN????

(via punxjolras)

posted 9 hours ago171 notes (raincanthurtmenow • source punxjolras)
posted 11 hours ago4064 notes (captainofwhouffle • source orotundmutt)

xinnyx:

novur:

SO SOME ASSHOLE GOT HOLD OF MY PHONE AND CHANGE ALL MY CONTACT NAMES, ICONS AND RINGTONES TO THIS FUCKING THING

SO NOW WHENEVER I GET A CALL MY PHONE THINKS IT’S BEING ALL CUTE LIKE “it is a mystery >O>” FUCK YOU MAN

Because I need this on my blog again.

posted 11 hours ago118676 notes (oswinsfez • source novur)
posted 12 hours ago66588 notes (doctorandoswald • source mcavoys)
malcology:

they will find this portrait 3000 years from now and create a religion out of it

malcology:

they will find this portrait 3000 years from now and create a religion out of it

posted 12 hours ago91386 notes (tonystarkhasthetardis • source jewlzz23)

Soufflé Girl

posted 15 hours ago903 notes (mattsmithissexy • source claraoswalds)
posted 15 hours ago1447 notes (clarabosswald • source panicmoon)

okayamelia:

“my real name is…. matt smith.”

the doctor takes off his jacket and bowtie to reveal his real self. he has been a human actor all along. the fourth wall is broken. the fandom is in chaos.

posted 15 hours ago27583 notes (shes-got-moxie • source okayamelia)

whouffle-forthewin:

Just look at their faces. She’s realising it. And she likes it. He’s realising it. And it freaks him out. OTP.

posted 15 hours ago248 notes (fragile-clara • source morgrana)
theamericankid:

F*ck that kid. Sincerely, T-Rex.

theamericankid:

F*ck that kid. Sincerely, T-Rex.

posted 1 day ago9651 notes (valjawn • source theamericankid)
River Song: *appears*
Doctor: Hey there, River.
River Song: What have you been doing since I last saw you?
Doctor:
Doctor:
Doctor:
Doctor: Obviously not the souffle girl, I can tell you that right now. *poker face*
posted 2 days ago355 notes (mattsmithissexy • source i-m-rude-and-not-ginger)

93/100 Doctor Who Series 7 pictures

93/100 Doctor Who Series 7 pictures

posted 2 days ago180 notes (beautifulclara • source trenzallore)

anniephantom:

labirdgeoiseed:

this is my favorite goofy pun ever, I have told it at least five times

I don’t care, fuck you

okay ready

as you all know, saint patrick walked barefoot as an act of contrition, which made his feet rugged and blistered. he ate an ascetic’s diet, which made him weak and additionally gave him bad breath.

all of this made him

a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis

oh my god

posted 3 days ago70450 notes (claraoswinwho • source labirdgeoiseed)
the-intrepid-poet:

kili-in-the-shire-with-fili:

thelocalpaedo:

lizlet:

moderation:

fatmanatee:

dream job

dream look

dream name

dream man

dream dream

i dreamed a dream

the-intrepid-poet:

kili-in-the-shire-with-fili:

thelocalpaedo:

lizlet:

moderation:

fatmanatee:

dream job

dream look

dream name

dream man

dream dream

i dreamed a dream

posted 3 days ago44037 notes (strangerthanudreamt • source cordjefferson)
irenebadler:

is this satisfactory?

irenebadler:

is this satisfactory?

posted 3 days ago85 notes (fyeah-larapulver • source irenebadler)