because she’s a fucking badass and doesn’t need a man to protect her or take care of her.
SHE CHASED OFF THE PATRON-MINETTE I MEAN????
SO SOME ASSHOLE GOT HOLD OF MY PHONE AND CHANGE ALL MY CONTACT NAMES, ICONS AND RINGTONES TO THIS FUCKING THING
SO NOW WHENEVER I GET A CALL MY PHONE THINKS IT’S BEING ALL CUTE LIKE “it is a mystery >O>” FUCK YOU MAN
Because I need this on my blog again.
they will find this portrait 3000 years from now and create a religion out of it
“my real name is…. matt smith.”
the doctor takes off his jacket and bowtie to reveal his real self. he has been a human actor all along. the fourth wall is broken. the fandom is in chaos.
Just look at their faces. She’s realising it. And she likes it. He’s realising it. And it freaks him out. OTP.
F*ck that kid. Sincerely, T-Rex.
Doctor: Hey there, River.
River Song: What have you been doing since I last saw you?
Doctor: Obviously not the souffle girl, I can tell you that right now. *poker face*
93/100 Doctor Who Series 7 pictures
this is my favorite goofy pun ever, I have told it at least five times
I don’t care, fuck you
as you all know, saint patrick walked barefoot as an act of contrition, which made his feet rugged and blistered. he ate an ascetic’s diet, which made him weak and additionally gave him bad breath.
all of this made him
a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis
oh my god
dream mandream dream
i dreamed a dream